Migla the Belly-Woggler

Far far away in Wagaland, there lived a cute belly-woggling cat named Migla. Migla was the best woggler of them all, and she was determined to win the title of belly-woggler of the year. She went to the belly-woggling competition and the judges looked at her and said, "That no-talent Migla is just going to embarrass herself." Migla was determined to show them. She woggled to the left. She woggled to the right. And she woggled up and down and the judges had coronaries and had to be carried off to the hospital. The competition brought in a new panel of judges, and each one gave her a 10.0. Then the judges in the hospital demanded that their 10.0s count too. And Migla got twice the score that a cat could get in the competition, and won Belly Woggler of the Year by the largest margin ever. The end.