Once upon a time Momma Cat brought Little Tiggle to the the dentist, 'cos Little Tiggle needed his toofs to be cleaned. Little Tiggle was very apprehensive. Dentist cats are scary. So he mewled and moaned, but Momma Cat got him into the dentists chair.
Then this cute Siamese came in and said "You must be Little Tiggle. I'm the dentist's assistant. I'm going to clean your toofs." And she told him to open wide, and began scrubbing away at his toofs with mouse flavored toofpaste.
Little Tiggle got kinda sleepy and fell asleep with his mouff open while she worked. And he woke up to find this big skeery tom cat peering into his mouff with a big sharp poker! So he chomped his mouff shut upon the big skeery tom cat's hand.
With his off hand, the dentist grabbed a bottle of catnip drops and dripped a few into Tiggle's cheeks. And it was a bit of a blur from there.
Later that evening, Momma Cat said, "Little Tiggle, the dentist wants you to go to the orfodontist. He says your fangs are tooooo long."
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